

I'm proud to announce that I managed to do everything on my birthday to-do list. I had a blast.
My friend rented out an awesome loft for my "surprise" party (apparently it was supposed to be a surprise but I had already known about it for a week since people just don't know how to keep their mouth shut). While I was finishing getting ready, I heard a knock at the door and my friend ran into my room and tackled me (surprisingly, I didn't get more hurt than I already was). In the confusion, Indy blindfolded me and picked me up. I was being kidnapped. It was the only way to catch me of guard and recover some of the element of surprise. They drove me around for half an hour and then I felt the car stop.
Indy picked me up again and went up what felt like a million stairs (good think he's in shape or else that would've been really hard). I heard a door open and then my blindfold came off. Everyone yelled surprise, even though I knew, and I actually was surprised because I didn't expect so many people to be there. I was even more surprised at the amount of people who wore silly birthday hats for me (word had spread quickly about the silly birthday hat thing and I can't believe people actually wore them). Even Indy wore one (success). Two seconds after everyone yelled surprised, someone came up to me and put a tiara on my head (they know me well). I got stabbed in the head in the process because it happened so quick, but it still counts as a success.
After a while, I went up to the DJ and asked him to play the Macarena (another success). He played an insanely long version of it, and everyone actually danced it (the people who were already drunk looked hilarious dancing it). Half way through the Macarena, I noticed my friend was a little tipsy and was trying to out dance me. How dare she try to out dance me. I am the queen of dancing and she knows it. I challenged her to a dance off and told her that the loser would have to do the chicken dance in the middle of the street (I figured I might as well kill two birds with one stones). She agreed and then it was on like Donkey Kong. She lost (she could never out dance me), and then she shamefully went downstairs into the street. Everyone squeezed on to the rooftop so they could see Shelly's chicken dance.
She waited until the light changed and started doing the chicken dance across the street. Every time she reached a corner, she would start laughing uncontrollably (I'm not sure if that was the alcohol or the dancing that was making her laugh). She went around doing the chicken dance every time she crossed the street and made a complete square around the intersection. Many people honked at poor Shelly and we cheered her on from the rooftop (not that she could hear over the sound of the cars).
I couldn't help but notice that Indy disappeared when we were watching Shelly make a fool out of herself. I went inside to look for him and then I realized it was really quiet and everyone was looking at me. Something was up. I started going up to people and tried bribing them with my tiara. It didn't work. No one would tell me what was going on. They had been warned to keep their mouth shut. Had the dance of and chicken dance been part of some master plan? Possibly. They knew about my list and they might've used it in order to plan something.
After a few minutes I noticed that there was a little stand with small box wrapped in gold wrapping paper on it. I started to get close to it and my friends started to panic. I had seen something I wasn't supposed to. Someone yelled something out (I think it was NOW! that was yelled out) and then the lights went out. It was another surprise. One single spotlight shined down on the stand with the box and music started playing. All of a sudden, it hit me. Indy was missing and the Indiana Jones theme song was playing. They had created my very own Indiana Jones adventure.
A guy dressed in a ninja costume came out of nowhere and stole the box from the stand. It was one of my sensei's minions (everyone did a lot of planning for this). All of a sudden, Indy showed up in full Indiana Jones gear and started fighting the ninja. More ninjas came out of nowhere and joined in. One of them came up from behind me and grabbed me. The ninja was supposed to "kidnap" me, but my self defense training kicked in and I defended myself out of instinct (I still kick ass even when I'm injured). Everyone stated laughing and I figured it wasn't fair for Indy to have all the fun. I grabbed one of the ninja's sticks and started showing off some of my skills that sensei had taught me (I tried my best not to do anything that would hurt me more).
When I got to the second to last ninja I realized who it was. My rival. My arch nemesis. Sensei’s favorite nephew. He grabbed one of the sticks and then I knew it was on for real. He was still pist that a short blonde girl could kick his ass and I knew he wasn't going to play around like the others were. Oh shit, I was going to get hurt. Fighting a ninja dude in heels when you're already hurt is not easy (especially since it's been three weeks since I actually did any training with sensei). I defended myself the best I could and Indy came to help me when he finished off the other guy. I fell flat on my ass, but I hit the ninja behind the knee (what ever that part is called) with the sick on the way down. Ha!
Indy picked me up and handed me the box. What was inside? A Premium Annual Disneyland Passport. I can now go to Disneyland whenever I feel like it because parking is free and there are no block out dates (now I can go bug Indy at work). The whole thing was genius. Kudos to Indy, Shelly, and sensei’s minions for doing such a fine job in entertaining me.
We continued dancing and having fun, When I had to pee for what felt like the 50th time, I noticed one of my friends was passed out on a couch by the bathroom. Now was my chance. I got my Shelly's eyeliner and started drawing a cat nose and whiskers on his face. I also dipped his hand in warm water but nothing happened (maybe the water wasn't warm enough).
After that, things start getting fuzzy. I started doing the Bunny Hop and Indy joined (success for the silly dance with Indy) and so did a lot of other drunk people. I kept taking short breaks to call me siblings when it was 3:00 AM for them (they should've called me) and they were really pist off (but it made me thrilled).
The only things on my list was to get completely hammered and do something embarrassing, and to go on a midnight swim.
I did get hammered, and the embarrassing thing... well, I didn’t do anything embarrassing (that I remember). Instead, something embarrassing happened. I had a wardrobe malfunction. My halter dress failed me and I ended up flashing about 150 people, but that's ok because I like my boobs and because I really don't remember much of it. I also managed to go on a midnight swim. Indy had packed my bathing suit because he knows how determined I am. Shelly helped me break into the pool (which was closed) at around 2:00 AM so I could cross that off my list.
After the night was over, I thought Indy was taking us home. He wasn't. He had one last surprise. He took me to the really nice Millennium Biltmore Hotel so I could comfortably sleep off my hang over the next day and because he knew I had done way too much that night (considering I was still pretty injured) so I would probably feel like shit the next day. When we got to our room, there were a bunch of white roses all over the room and my heart completely melted. I loved roses and Indy knew it.
I slept most of the day yesterday. I didn't want to get out of bed. Indy and I ordered a lot of room service and watched a lot of TV. We stayed there last night too (good thinking on Indy's part because I had no intention of getting up early yesterday just to check out).
I think I had a good birthday. It was just like me. Happy and completely crazy (in a good way).
And whoever thought of the Indiana Jones thing was a genius because I wasn't expecting it and it everyone enjoyed it.


If your guess was the hospital, then you're right. I got into a pretty bad car accident today (damn bus could've killed me) so they're keeping me in here for a day or two. I have a mild concusion, a minor limp in my left leg, and my left arm is in a slig. I'm ok for the most part, but I can't say the same for my poor car.
The nurse just yelled at me for using me friend's iPhone to write this.
I'll share details when I don't feel like the whole room is spinning (not sure if that's the concusion or the drugs they just put in my IV so I won't be in a lot of pain). The good thing is that I'm ok and that I have no idea what's going on right now but that's ok because I probably won't remeber writing this anyways because I already forgot that I ate jello an hour ago and i don't remember if it was good or not since I apparently fell asleep half way through eating it so I'm guessing that it wasn't that good because if it was then I probably wouldn't have fallen asleep.
I have Indy (he was here by my side when I woke up) and my best friend with me. My other friend's are getting pist because only two visitors are allowed at a time and their Indy nor my best friend want to leave, so one of them is apparently trying to flirt with the security guard to see if more can come in. That ought to be funny.
I'm going to go now because this thing is harder to use than I thought and I keep poking at the screen and I feel like an idiot becauses I keep poking at the wrong thing.
Oh ya, I saw a dog that flying cat today, but that's a completely different story and I think I might've been delusional but I heard aomeone else comment on it so I probably wasn't.
I'll share soon. Bye