Why Men Have Better Aim

I have a theory about why men have better aim. Before I explain my theory, I’m going to share what made me come up with it.

On Sunday, I went to the shooting rang with my friend and her dad who is a cop. It’s been about a year since I’ve gone with them so I knew I would be a little rusty. My friend talked about it all week because she had broken up with her boyfriend who had cheated on her and said she was in desperate need of firing a weapon at something (kind of a dangerous person to piss off if you ask me).

We took Indy with us since he’s never held a gun in his life nor fired one before (we figured his lack of experience would make us look better). I did worse than I thought and completely missed the target a few times. When it was finally Indy’s turn to take a shot at the target, we were surprised. He hit the damn bull’s eye on his first try. I couldn’t believe it. Shot after shot, he kept hitting the bull’s eye. I kept trying but I couldn’t get the center of the target (I even missed the target completely a few times).

After we were done, we went to my friend’s house to hang out. We started playing darts and we split up into two teams: men against women. The men did really good, the women did horrible.

On our way back home, I had an epiphany. A brilliant theory.

Men have good aim for one reason and one reason only: men have a penis. It’s simple logics. Every time men urinate, they have to aim their pee into what ever they’re peeing into. So, they are getting aiming training everyday. This gives men an advantage and therefore makes them better aimers. (There’s a whole other part to this theory about sex and aiming but I’ll let you figure it out on your own because I’m lazy and I need coffee because my caffeine level is reaching a dangerously low level.)

That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.