One Way Streets

If there is a sign on a street with an arrow pointing one way and it says "one way" on it and all the cars are going in one direction, guess what, it's a one way street.  When are people going to learn?  Just about every other street here in Downtown LA are one way streets.  Would it kill them to either look at the sign or see all the car going in one direction?  Do they not see all the cars going straight at them when they turn into these one way streets?  And what makes them think they have the right to honk at everyone else when they're the one's going in the wrong direction?

Some people are just plain crazy sometimes.


So here's to the guy in the white SUV that almost hit my car when he was going the wrong direction on a one way street and then had nerve to stop his car and honk until he got my attention so that he could start yelling at me:

What the hell is your problem you fucking psycho?  You could've killed me or injured my adorable car.  Are you fucking blind or something because you were clearly going the wrong direction on a one way street.  You should've put that big mac down and payed attention when you pulled out of that McDonald's parking lot.  And what was the deal with you stopping  your car right in front of me so you could honk and yell at me like that?   Are you retarded or something? If you had done that to the wrong person, there probably would've been a different ending to that encounter.  So damn you for almost making me spill my delicious Mocha Frappuccino with extra mocha!  I'm a coffeeholic and chocoholic damn it.  How dare you take away the only thing that would make a long night of serving steak to a bunch of grumpy Beverly Hillians better.  How dare you. You should be ashamed of yourself.


This blog was dedicated to the loving memory of my giant Mocha Frappuccino with extra mocha who died because an idiot made me slam on my breaks since he was going the wrong way on a one way street.  You were good while you lasted little buddy.